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Kreese From 'Cobra Kai' Got Sent Home For Biting His Co-Star
An excuse to write about my favorite genre of person, the Hollywood Blowhard.
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This Week In Movie Posters: June 23, 2025
World War III just started but at least we have Eddington and Happy Gilmore 2.
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'28 Years Later' Takes Some Big Swings
Danny Boyle and Alex Garland return for a belated sequel that's fantastic until it gets super weird, and even then it's pretty entertaining.
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The 10 Wildest Moments of the Competing Titan Submersible Documentaries
Oligarchy Kills. Or: A Whale of a Time at the Bottom of the Sea.
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The New 'Naked Gun' Movie Looks... Good?
Liam Neeson, Paul Walter Hauser, and the director of 'Popstar.'
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'The Materialists' Finally Gives Us The Dakota Johnson Showcase We All Knew Was Possible
The girl who knows too much.
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Top Chef Power Rankings: The Finale
Some like it scallop-y.
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'The Phoenician Scheme' Turned Me Into A Wes Anderson Agnostic
What if the characters never stopped reading checklists?
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Let's Make Bruschetta
IT'S TOMATO SEASON, MOTHERF*CKER.
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I Watched and Ranked All of the 'Mission Impossible' Movies, Which I Wouldn't Recommend
A supposedly fun series I'll never watch again.
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Top Chef Power Rankings, Week 13
Off to Milan for the PARALYMPICS OF PARALENTA, where the chefs galaxy brain some risotto and go cou cou for cornmeal.
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'Karate Kid: Legends' Is Barely A Movie
The laziest example of IP management disguised as filmmaking I've ever seen.