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Entire Plot of 'Kraven the Hunter' Recreated With Quotes From Scathing Reviews
Sony's Marvel Universe of Tertiary Spider-Man characters but no Spider-Man ends here, but Plot Recreated with Reviews is forever.
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We Don't Have to Ponder the Killer's Motives
We're still trying to "figure out" the United Healthcare CEO assassin, even though it all seems pretty clear.
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'Y2K' Made Me Want to 'Break Stuff,' But Not in a Good Way
Kyle Mooney directed a teen comedy set on New Year's Eve 1999. Yes, there's a Fred Durst cameo.
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'Snow White' and the Magical CGI Non-Dwarves
Why wouldn't you just use real little people? And other questions about the new 'Snow White' live-action adaptation. (Plus, a toddler dad movie revue, and This Week in Movie Posters).
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'Gladiator II' Post-Mortem: The Trouble With 'Noble Blood'
Let's get spoilery.
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'A Real Pain' Understands What So Many Travel Narratives Get Wrong
Give Kieran Culkin his flowers, and save a few for Jesse Eisenberg. 'A Real Pain' is a real delight.
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'Gladiator II' Is A Himbo Movie: Kinda Stupid, But So Beautiful It Doesn't Matter
Ridley Scott's sequel is a lot like watching actual gladiatorial combat: morally suspect but undeniably thrilling.
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Mike Tyson Vs. Jake Paul Sold Us Wolf Tickets
Were we not entertained?
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Everyone Knows Jesus Christ Didn't Train MMA Fighters. What 'The Carpenter' Presupposes is...
There's a new movie about Jesus Christ mentoring a Judean-era MMA fighter. Obviously I had to see it.
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'Anora' is the Movie of the Year
Sean Baker does brutally realistic 'Pretty Woman' in Brighton Beach. Give them all the awards.
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Tito Ortiz Fights A Charles Bronson Impersonator And This Week In Movie Posters
Rodney Alcala's Dating Game appearance, the week's new posters, and the Lion King just won't die.
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Before the Squirrel Story I Was Kind of Holding it Together
"The meme squirrel's daddy is a porn star," I shouted at confused passersby.