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'The Brutalist' is a Majestic, Confounding Epic
"It feels like they spent more time on the intermission graphic than on wrapping up a three-and-a-half-hour movie."
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This Week In Movie Posters and Hyper Specific Thirst Traps
We got Mickey 17, Tom Green, and a big-breasted lady who gives survivalist tips.
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Your 2025 Oscar Nominations and Thoughts
The stars are out tonight, and so is 'Emilia Pérez.'
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Dawn of the Biopic of the Apes
Who the hell is Robbie Williams? In 'Better Man,' he's a chimp, obviously.
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Leigh Whannell's 'Wolf Man' is a Nasty Little Punk Song of Body Horror
Puking fingers, puking blood / GO TO WOODS AND KILL YOUR DAD! GO TO WOODS AND KILL YOUR DAD!
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The Hyper Specific Thirst Trap of the Week! Plus, This Week in Movie Posters.
A new segment, This Week in Movie Posters, and the latest update on the Blake Lively/Justin Baldoni Saga.
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'Den Of Thieves 2: Pantera' is a Dudes Rock Classic
The sequel to 'Den of Thieves,' or as I like to call it, 'The Heist to Italy' is a low-stakes action movie that's mostly about the joy of hanging out.
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American Inability to Use Common Sense is Perfectly Reflected in Our Forward Pass Rule
Our bespoke interpretation of what constitutes an illegal lateral says a lot about us.
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The Times They Aren't A-Changin'
'A Complete Unknown' presupposes the existence of a biopic extended universe, with Bob Dylan, Johnny Cash, Elvis, and all of your faves.
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The Mystery of My Strangely Viral Blake Lively Post Seems to Have Been Solved
One of my posts may have been artificially boosted as part of a smear campaign. A story about "crisis PR," fake numbers, fake jobs, and the consultant class.
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'Nosferatu' is the Very Specific Dracula Dads Crave
Tim Burton is the goth director for theater kids, Robert Eggers is the goth director for history majors.
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James Bond Gives Hand Jobs in Mexico
'Queer' stars Daniel Craig in another disgustingly gorgeous Guadagnino movie, which combines the gay scene in 50s Mexico City with Nirvana songs, and turns on how much you enjoy William S. Burroughs.