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'Beetlejuice Beetlejuice' is an Overcaffeinated Theater Kid Dance Party
Tim Burton's 36-years-overdue sequel is overflowing with ideas but develops none, ending up feeling somehow both ornate and half-assed.
Vince Mancini
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Top Chef Frotcast Post-Show S1E6, 'Guess Who...' w David J. Roth
Season 1 Top Chef rewatch continues.
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Has Adam Sandler taken Jerry Seinfeld's place in culture?
Adam Sandler has become the voice of America's tired dads, while Jerry Seinfeld became a rich hermit obsessed with cars and cereal. How did that happen?
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Ronald Reagan DESTROYS Communism In 'Reagan'
A new Ronald Reagan biopic starring Dennis Quaid lets grandpa relive all the old soundbites.
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This Week In Movie Posters: August 30th
Joker 2, new Jeremy Saulnier, and a horror movie dedicated to each of the five senses.
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Mark Wahlberg's 'The Union' suggests action films have reached peak earpiece.
We does every setpiece feel like a Zoom call now?
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The plot of 'The Crow' remake recreated using only quotes from scathing reviews.
Caw, caw, bang, fuck, I'm dead. Again!
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The 'Megalopolis' trailer attributed fake quotes to real critics, possibly because they asked AI and it lied.
Do not let ChatGPT do your homework, kids.
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Top Chef Frotcast Post-Show S1 Rewatch Episode 5, with Rachel Fisher
Back in 2006, Top Chef's cheftestants made caaa-raaazy fusion. Chinese tacos?! No way!!!
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Artless Mucus Porn
'Alien: Romulus' is an Alien movie for people whose favorite part of Alien movies is all the drool and mucus.
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Meet the new Vaughn, same as the old Vaughn
'Bad Monkey' is a perfect Vince Vaughn vehicle and a shining example of Mid-TV.
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Top Chef Frotcast Post-Show S1E4, 'Food on the Fly,' with Sean Keane
Talking Top Chef season one, episode four.