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Top Chef Power Rankings: The Finale
Some like it scallop-y.
Vince Mancini
Podcast
A Brief Chat with This Season's Top Chef Finalists
Bailey Sullivan, Shuai Wang, and Tristen Epps describe what it's like screwing up on television and how they felt about becoming Bravolebrities.
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'The Phoenician Scheme' Turned Me Into A Wes Anderson Agnostic
What if the characters never stopped reading checklists?
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Let's Make Bruschetta
IT'S TOMATO SEASON, MOTHERF*CKER.
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I Watched and Ranked All of the 'Mission Impossible' Movies, Which I Wouldn't Recommend
A supposedly fun series I'll never watch again.
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Top Chef Power Rankings, Week 13
Off to Milan for the PARALYMPICS OF PARALENTA, where the chefs galaxy brain some risotto and go cou cou for cornmeal.
Podcast
'Top Chef' Judge and Canadian Ambassador to Top Chef Gail Simmons
Full audio of my interview with Gail Simmons.
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'Karate Kid: Legends' Is Barely A Movie
The laziest example of IP management disguised as filmmaking I've ever seen.
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The Absurdity of the Mundane
'Friendship' is another Tim Robinson masterpiece, in which the cruelty of human nature and the impossibility of connection are somehow hilarious.
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Top Chef Power Rankings, Week 12: Let Them Eat Ants!
Ay, check out Nigel Forage over here! Finding freakin' ingredients in the freakin' forest and whatnot!
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Fine, Tom Cruise, You Can Be President Of The Movies Now.
'Mission Impossible: The Final Reckoning' is far better than its predecessor, and its submarine stunt is one of the greatest action sequences ever filmed.
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Top Chef Power Rankings, Week 11: Handle My Meat and Berries
Aka: Goin' to Calgary. Aka: Sherpas and Suede. Aka: Saskatoon Beef Cheeks. Aka: I'm a little boy who likes berries and meat.